Top 5 Worst Truck Trends of the 2020s

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The modern truck scene: a parade of allegedly cool modifications that are really just automotive cosplay. Oversized tires that make it impossible to fit in a standard lane? Stylish, if your goal is to terrorize Honda Civics. Lifted suspensions so high you need a ladder to get in? Great, if you enjoy tipping hazards and back pain. Then there are the eco-friendly battery-electric trucks that promise mileage miracles but deliver dashboard warning lights like a slot machine. In short, these trends are less about utility or engineering and more about pretending your pickup is a lifestyle brand. Let’s take a ride through this decade’s worst truck trends.

SQUATTED TRUCKS

Why on earth would you want to raise the front and lower the back of a truck?
Why on earth would you want to raise the front and lower the back of a truck?

Known variously as the Carolina Lean or the Tennessee Tilt, regional pride apparently expressed through suspension geometry, this is the automotive fashion statement where the truck squats in the back like it’s exhausted and cranes its nose skyward as if scanning for invading Yankees. The front end is jacked up so high that the driver can no LONGER see pedestrians, compact cars, or possibly the entire concept of the horizon, while the headlights are aimed directly into the retinas of oncoming motorists, aircraft, and God Himself. The handling, meanwhile, is transformed from truck-like into shopping cart with a bad wheel, ensuring that any emergency maneuver will be resolved not by physics, but by prayer.

EXCESSIVE LIFT KITS

Excessive truck lifts adds to its owner’s self-esteem, not to its capability. Duh.

Excessive lift kits, those six-inch-and-up stilts bolted on for the sake of looking like an oil-field tyrannosaurus, exist to announce that the owner wanted a monster truck but lacked the courage, budget, or arena. They annihilate towing capacity, hoist the center of gravity into low-Earth orbit, and convert daily driving into a white-knuckle expedition where parking garages become forbidden zones and every on-ramp feels like a rollover audition. The truck may look ready to conquer the Rubicon, but in reality, it’s been rendered useless for hauling anything heavier than the owner’s self-esteem.

ELECTRIC TRUCKS

Ford F-150 Lightning Pricing
And who thought electric pickup trucks were a good idea? Certainly no one who uses pickup trucks.

Arriving wrapped in buzzwords, virtue, and enough software to launch a SpaceX booster, early electric truck entries like the Ford F-150 Lightning promised to reinvent the pickup, and did, mostly by discovering exciting new ways to fail. Tow something heavy and the vaunted range collapses faster than a tech startup after interest rates go up. Battery health declines with the enthusiasm of a New Year’s resolution, while the software occasionally decides the truck has had enough trucking for one day, leaving its owner marooned in a parking lot while rebooting a vehicle the size of a studio apartment. It’s a bold vision of the future: a truck that can haul groceries silently but requires a support department and a firmware update to do actual trucking.

TOO-WIDE WHEELS

If you like too-wide tires, hope you know a good plant shop.

Bolting cartoonishly wide tires onto a truck so they stick out past the fender flares is a mechanical cry for help. The suspension gets beaten like it owes money, the paint is sandblasted by every pebble on the road, and the whole rig becomes about as easy to keep in a normal traffic lane as a shopping cart with one bad wheel. It’s not rugged. It’s automotive self-harm with a lift kit.

UNRELIABLE TECHNOLOGY

2023 Ram HD Rebel
Reliability is something electronics has deep-sided.

The auto industry has charged headfirst into the age of all-electronic, glitch-ridden infotainment systems and overcomplicated Rube Goldberg powertrains. Just look at the 2022-and-later Tundra, now the star of its own engine-failure comedy. Trucks that once were simple, dependable machines are now rolling software patches with delusions of competence, held together by a forest of warning lights and the faint whiff of corporate apologies. Reliability has become a quaint memory, like carburetors or politicians who actually knew what shame felt like.

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